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Let's have lunch sometime!
There's still so much more I want to talk to you about!
Let's definitely have lunch sometime!
Did you ever get a chance to look over that memo I sent you?
Oh, right!
Thanks so much for reminding me!
I'll get back to you on that soon.
Some are better than others
I do like my classes, but really I have to say that some are better than others.
He is quite the character
she is quite the character
You know her?
She is quite the character.
I don't know what to make of her.
Thank you so much!
Can you pass me the milk?
There you go.
Thank you so much!
Please send me the material by monday.
Here it is.
You might want to consider
You might want to consider to postpone your trip until after the deadline.
That's a great idea but
So I really think that's a great idea, but you might want to consider the opposite approach.
Would you like some gum?
I'd like you to meet my friend.
What was your name again?
The most
I just watched the most depressing movie.
Good job!
Please write down 5 names of people you know.
Good job!
You did really great.
So we're done with your X-ray, you can get up now.
You did really great.
Fooling around
Sounds great
Can we meet on Monday at 3?
Monday at 3 sounds great!
How are you?
How are you?
Hi!
So good to see you!
I'll have to think about it
Would you be able to come pick me up before the game?
I'll have to think about that one.
A little
We probably want to take a cab there.
It's a little far
I don't want to go at all, it seems a little dangerous.
Awesome.
I think we have everything we need for the dinner.
It'll be an awesome event.
I'm really excited about being done with my tax forms!
Really?
That's so exciting to hear!
Let's just say
I'm a little unhappy with her work.
Not great
Not the best
We had to fire him because he wasn't the best programmer.
Not a good fit
Unfortunately, a convicted arsonist is not the best fit for our warehouse.
I wish I could
So are you coming over tonight?
I wish I could!
I love him, but
I love her, but
I mean, don't get me wrong
I love my boss, he's awesome.
But he keeps screwing me over behind my back, and he hasn't paid me in six months!
I'm not sure if that
I'm not sure if I would agree with him on that matter.
You know what?
I'm not sure that he really cares about your opinion.
That's really interesting
You work for
Oh my god!
So my boyfriend, he has a band, and they're looking for an agent now.
Really?
That's really interesting.
He is nice.
She is nice.
So what did you think of him?
We just started dating
I think I really like him.
He's nice.
Totally.
Totally nice.
Stay in touch.
Keep in touch.
Keep in touch, all right?
Not bad
So tell me honestly
What do you think of my new painting?
It's not bad.
Still working on
Are you still working on that salad?
Yes, thanks.
I'll just leave this here then.
Whenever you get a chance
I'm all over it
Did you start getting those reports ready?
I'm all over it!
I partied so hard last night that I could hardly get up to work today.
You should come to my party on Saturday.
There will be olives!
Probably not
I will probably not make it to the party tonight.
A huge favor
Can you do me a huge favor and pass me the salt?
It's not that.
It's just that
It's not that he's an idiot, it's just that I don't feel comfortable when he opens his mouth.
I'm totally going to write her a letter.
For you
Let me just have a look at this chart for you, sir.
No offense but
No offense, but let's just say that your new book is not as great as your previous ones.
Not necessarily
So do you think the board took my idea badly?
Not necessarily.
Mixed success
You know, bringing you to meet my parents was met with mixed success.
Highly recommended
It is highly recommended that you turn in your application in time to increase your odds at being considered.
For your own safety
For your own safety, please do not congregate around this car crash victim.
Cozy
I love my new apartment.
I just don't know if two people can stand in it together.
It's a bit cozy.
That could be good.
How about we all go to the movies?
That could be good.
Are you sure you want to do that?
I think I'll just call her and tell her how I really feel.
Are you sure you want to do that?
That's a good question.
When can you promise me the delivery of those components?
That's a good question.
Do you mind
Do you mind using headphones?
What do you do?
I'm a student.
I work in a bank.
I'm unemployed at the moment.
I run my own business.
I'm retired now.
I used to be an engineer.
Are you married?
Yes, I've been married for two years now.
I'm divorced.
I'm engaged.
We're getting married next year.
No, but I'm in a relationship.
Nope, I'm single.
Why are you studying English?
For work.
So I can communicate when I travel.
I love learning new languages.
Because I'd like to immigrate to the U.S.
I'm thinking of studying in England.
How did you learn English?
Where did you learn English?
I took classes for three years.
I did an intensive course.
I've been studying on my own.
I picked it up from movies and songs.
My girlfriend taught me.
What do you do in your free time?
I don't have any free time!
I usually hang out with friends.
I go running a lot.
I do volunteer work.
I like reading and relaxing at home.
What's the weather like?
How's the weather?
Hot and humid.
It's pouring.
Take an umbrella.
A little chilly
You might wanna bring a jacket.
Gorgeous!
A perfect summer day!
It's quite cold.
Make sure to bundle up.
What time is it?
Do you have the time?
It's ten o'clock.
It's half past four.
It's a quarter to twelve.
Let me check my phone.
Sorry, I don't know.
Can I help you?
Do you need any help?
No thanks, I'm just browsing.
Do you have this in a larger size?
Where are the changing rooms?
Can you tell me how much this is?
I'm looking for something under thirty dollars.
How's it going?
Great!
Couldn't be better!
Fine.
How are things with you?
Not bad.
I can't complain.
Do you really wanna know?
How are you feeling?
Great!
Never better.
I'm all right.
Like I need a vacation.
A little depressed.
Really awful.
How was your day?
Really good!
Pretty uneventful.
Very productive.
Super busy.
A total nightmare.
Did you like the movie?
It was fantastic.
It was terrible.
It wasn't bad.
It's one of the best I've ever seen.
No, I didn't think it lived up to the hype.
This means the movie was not as good as its publicity presented.
How was the party?
It was absolutely packed.
It was a good time.
Small, but fun.
There was hardly anybody there.
Boring
I couldn't wait to get outta there.
Can you give me a hand?
Of course!
I'd be glad to.
Will it take long?
Sure.
Just a second.
Sorry, I'm a bit busy at the moment.
What have you been up to lately?
I've been working a lot.
Mostly studying.
I've been taking it easy.
Planning my summer vacation.
Nothing much.
What's the matter?
Oh, I'm just having a rough day.
I'm not feeling so good.
I just found out my mother's in the hospital.
I'd rather not talk about it.
Nothing, I'm fine.
What would you like to drink?
Iced tea, please.
Just water for me.
What do you have?
Could we see the wine list?
Nothing for me, thanks.
Are you ready to order?
Not quite.
I think we need a little more time.
What are the specials today?
Yes, I'll have a Caesar salad and then the baked chicken with potatoes.
To start off, we'll split an order of nachos.
Almost
I just have a couple of questions.
Is everything OK?
Yes, everything's fine, thanks.
It's all delicious!
Could we have some more water, please?
Actually, I'm still waiting for my side dish.
To be honest, my food is kinda cold.
Could you heat it up?
Can I get you anything else?
Two decaf coffees, please.
Just the check, please.
Could I have a look at the dessert menu?
I'll have a slice of apple pie.
No thanks.
I think we're just about done.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
Where do you come from?
I'm from
I come from
What's your last name?
What's your first name?
What's your address?
Where do you live?
I live in
What's your phone number?
How old are you?
I'm twenty five years old.
When were you born?
Where were you born?
I was born in.
Are you married?
What's your marital status?
I'm single.
What do you do?
What's your job?
I'm a librarian.
Where did you go?
I went to a friend's house.
What did you do?
We played video games.
Where were you?
I was in New York for the weekend.
Do you have a car?
Do you have a job?
Do you have a house?
I have a good job.
Do you have any children?
Do you have any friends?
Do you have any books?
I have three children
two boys and a daughter
Can you play tennis?
Can you play golf?
Can you play football?
I can play golf.
Can you speak English?
Can you speak French?
Can you speak Japanese?
No, I can't speak Japanese.
Could you speak English?
Could you speak French?
Could you speak Japanese?
When you were five years old?
When you were two years old?
When you were fifteen years old?
I could speak English when I was five years old.
How do you do?
Pleased to meet you.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
And you?
Shopping
How can I help you?
May I help you?
I'm looking for a sweater.
Can I try it on?
The changing rooms are over there.
How much does it cost?
How much is it?
It's 5 dollars.
How would you like to pay?
By credit card.
Can I pay by credit card
Can I pay by check
Can I pay by debit card?
Have you got something bigger
Have you got something smaller
Have you got something lighter
We have smaller sizes as well.
What's that?
It's a cat!
What time is it?
It's three o'clock.
Can I open the window?
May I open the window?
It's hot in here!
Is there a bank near here?
Is there a supermarket near here?
Is there a pharmacy near here?
There is a bank on the next corner next to the post office.
Where is the nearest bank
Where is the nearest supermarket
Where is the nearest pharmacy
The nearest pharmacy is on main street.
Who wrote
Who invented
Who painted
Is there any water
Is there any sugar
Is there any rice
There's a lot of sugar left.
Are there any apples
Are there any sandwiches
Are there any books
There aren't any apples left.
Is this your book
Is this his book
Is this her book
Is this your ball
Is this his ball
Is this her ball
Is this your house
Is this his house
Is this her house
I think it's his ball.
Whose is this
Whose is that?
What do you like?
I like playing tennis, reading and listening to music.
What does he look like?
He's tall and slim.
What would you like?
I'd like a hamburger.
What is it like?
It's an interesting country.
What's the weather like?
It's raining at the moment.
Would you like some coffee
Would you like some tea
Would you like some food?
Yes, thank you
I'd like some coffee.
Would you like something to drink
Would you like something to eat?
Thank you
Could I have a cup of tea?
What's it about?
It's about a young boy who encounters adventures.
What do you think about your job
What do you think about that book
What do you think about him
I thought the book was very interesting.
How big is it?
How far is it?
How difficult is it?
How easy is it?
The test was very difficult!
How big are they?
How far are they?
How difficult are they?
How easy are they?
The questions were very easy.
How was it?
It was very interesting.
What are you going to do tomorrow
What are you going to do this evening
What are you going to do next week
I'm going to visit some friends next weekend.
What shall we do this evening?
Let's go see a film.
Why don't we go out tonight?
Why don't we play tennis tonight?
Why don't we visit friends tonight?
That sounds like a good idea.
Where do you live?
I live in Pasadena.
Where is Pasadena?
It's in California.
Is it in northern California?
No.
It's in southern California.
Is it a big city?
It's pretty big.
How big is it?
pretty big
It has about
How big is Los Angeles?
It has about 3 million people.
Do you have a car?
I do.
What kind of car do you have?
I have a Honda.
Is it new?
It was new in 2003.
It's pretty old now.
Yes it is.
But it still looks good.
Do you take good care of it?
Oh, yes.
I wash it once a week.
Do you change the oil?
My mechanic changes the oil twice a year.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
Do you?
I don't have a girlfriend either.
Why not?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm not rich enough.
Girls like guys with money.
They sure do.
They like guys with new cars.
I don't have money or a new car.
Me neither.
But girls like guys who are funny.
Maybe we should learn some good jokes.
Where are you going?
I have to walk the dog.
What kind of dog do you have?
I have a little poodle.
Poodles bark a lot.
They sure do.
They bark at everything.
They never shut up.
Why did you get a poodle?
It's my mom's dog.
So she likes poodles.
She says they're good watchdogs.
Can I borrow $5?
Sure.
Why do you need it?
I want to buy lunch.
Where's your money?
It's not in my wallet.
Your wallet is empty?
I don't have even one dollar in it.
Being broke is no fun.
Even if it's only for a short while.
It's always good to have friends.
Friends will lend you money when you're broke.
As long as you pay them back.
Let's go to the beach.
That's a great idea.
We haven't been in a while.
We haven't been in a month.
The last time we went you almost drowned.
No, I didn't.
Then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
I think he wanted to cool off.
He swam right up to you.
And then he turned right around.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we should get going.
Are you married?
No.
I'm divorced.
When did you get divorced?
I got divorced two years ago.
Why did you get divorced?
My wife left me.
Why did she leave you?
She said she didn't love me anymore.
Wow!
That's terrible.
Yes, it was.
Why didn't she love you anymore?
She fell in love with my best friend.
I'm bored.
What's on TV?
Nothing.
There must be something on TV!
Nothing that's interesting.
What about that new game show?
Which one?
Deal or No Deal
Tell me you're joking.
I love that show.
I watched it once.
That was enough.
It's on right now.
Let's watch it together.
I like living here.
I agree.
Pasadena is a nice city.
It's not too big.
And it's not too small.
It has great weather all year long.
It has the Rose Parade.
It has beautiful houses.
It has wonderful restaurants.
It has great schools.
It's close to the mountains.
The people are friendly.
I'm not ever going to leave.
We need a new mattress.
What's the matter with this one?
It's not comfortable.
It seems fine to me.
I toss and turn all night.
You should stop drinking coffee.
Look at these marks on my arms.
What are they?
They are bites.
Did the cat bite you?
No.
The bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
OK.
Let's get a new mattress.
My laptop is so slow.
Buy a new one.
I would if I had the money.
Why is it so slow?
That's a good question.
Did you take it to a computer shop?
I would if I had the money.
I guess you have to live with it.
Sometimes I want to throw it out the window.
You don't want to do that.
Why not?
You might hit someone in the head.
What's for dinner?
I'm not sure.
How about a pizza?
You had pizza for lunch.
But I love pizza.
Everybody loves pizza.
So why can't I have pizza for dinner?
Because you need variety.
Different things
not the same thing all the time
You mean like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?
No, I mean a salad instead of a pizza.
We need to save money.
Why do we need to save money?
Because we need to buy a house.
But a house is so expensive.
That's why we need to save money.
How much do we need to save?
We need to save enough for a down payment.
How much is that?
Thirty thousand dollars!
That will take forever.
Not if we save every penny.
OK.
Here's seven pennies.
The ocean is so big.
You can't see the end of it.
It goes on and on forever.
And it's deep, too.
I think it's five miles deep.
Are there fish at the bottom?
There are fish at the top and the bottom.
Are there more fish or more people?
I think there are more fish.
I hope so.
I love to eat fish.
I'm upset with my mom.
Why is that?
I warned her about her new boyfriend.
She didn't listen to me.
What happened?
I gave her $1,000 for her birthday.
I told her to spend it on herself.
That was very nice of you.
I found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
Why did she do that?
He said he would buy her a nice ring.
What's wrong with that?
He went to Las Vegas.
He lost it all gambling.
I hope your mom broke up with him.
Do animals talk to each other?
Of course they talk to each other.
What do they talk about?
They talk about other animals.
What else do they talk about?
They talk about food and the weather.
Do they talk about us?
Of course they talk about us.
What do they say about us?
They say that we are funny looking.
We're not funny looking.
I have to clean the house.
Yes, it's very dirty.
You can help me.
Why me?
Because you helped make it dirty.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to clean the bathroom.
Oh, that's easy.
Clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.
That's a lot of work.
Tell me when you finish.
I don't think so.
You'll just give me more work.
You're watching too much TV.
What do you mean?
I mean you're wasting your life.
I'm having fun.
You're sitting there with your mouth open.
Who cares?
I care.
Do something.
OK.
I did something.
What did you do?
I turned up the volume.
That's not what I meant.
Will you do something?
Leave me alone.
Did you write a letter to grandma?
Yes, I did.
Did you tell her about school?
I told her that school is fun.
Did you put the letter in an envelope?
Yes, and I sealed the envelope.
Did you put a stamp on the envelope?
I couldn't find any stamps.
They're in the kitchen drawer.
OK.
I just put a stamp on the envelope.
Give me the envelope and I'll mail it for you.
When is grandma going to learn about email?
Why are you yawning?
I'm sleepy.
Why don't you go to bed?
I want to watch this TV show.
Maybe you should record it.
The tape recorder is broken.
Then you should watch the rerun.
Why?
I'm watching the original.
But you'll be asleep in about one minute.
I'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
OK.
I'll tell you how the show ends.
It's Sunday.
So?
You know what that means.
I forgot.
Sunday means we go to church.
Oh yeah.
Put on a coat and tie.
Why?
To show respect to God and others.
I'm glad Sunday is only once a week.
I hope God didn't hear that.
He'll forgive me.
Did you feed the cat?
I'll do that in a minute.
The cat is meowing.
He's hungry.
OK.
I'll feed him right now.
You shouldn't make him wait.
I was doing my homework.
The cat doesn't care about your homework.
The cat doesn't care about anything.
That's the way cats are.
All they think about is themselves.
Maybe we should get rid of him.
Of course not!
He's family.
I hate shaving.
Me too.
I just cut myself again.
Did you use a new blade?
It doesn't matter.
Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
Maybe you should stop shaving.
And grow a beard?
Sure.
Why not?
Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
Hmm.
Here's an idea.
Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Are you reading this paper?
Oh, no.
Help yourself.
I asked because the paper is sitting next to you.
Thank you.
That's polite of you to ask.
Some people would just pick it up.
Yes, I know.
Some people are rude.
I always try to be polite.
So do I.
The world needs more polite people like us.
I agree 100 percent.
I want a puppy.
Let me think about it.
Why do you have to think about it?
Because a puppy costs money.
No, it doesn't.
Puppies are free.
Yes, but a puppy needs shots.
Shots for what?
So it won't get sick.
Just like you get shots.
I hate shots.
And a puppy eats food.
Food costs money.
No problem.
I'll give him food off my plate.
Oh, no you don't.
Puppies don't eat vegetables.
Look at all these kittens!
How many are there?
Eight.
They're all so cute.
Yes, but I can't keep them.
What are you going to do with them?
I'm going to give them away.
Do you want one?
Yes, I would love one.
Which one do you want?
That one.
The one that's all black.
Yes, I like that one, too.
I'll call him
My parents go to church every Sunday.
They trust in God.
They hope they will go to heaven.
They probably will.
But no one knows for sure.
That's for sure.
No one knows what happens after we die.
If we are good, we will be happy in heaven with God.
That's what many people believe.
If we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
I don't want to go to hell.
Let's go to church with your parents on Sunday.
My husband died.
I'm sorry for you.
Thank you.
When did he die?
A couple of months ago.
You still miss him.
Yes, but I talk to him almost every day.
When you go to church?
When I call him on his cell phone.
What do you mean?
I buried him with his cell phone.
What will you do when the battery dies?
Today is Friday the thirteenth.
That's a bad day.
It's supposed to be unlucky.
You're supposed to stay home all day.
That's what I do.
My friend stayed in a hotel on Friday the thirteenth.
That was a mistake.
He stayed on the thirteenth floor.
What happened?
Someone stole his laptop.
He was asking for it.
He learned his lesson.
He's home today.
Do you really love me?
Of course.
Prove it.
How can I prove it?
Take me to dinner.
That's it?
That's all I have to do?
Take me to a nice restaurant, not to McDonald's.
But a nice restaurant costs money.
Yes, and you have to make a reservation.
That's such a hassle.
I knew you didn't love me.
OK, OK!
I'll make a reservation right now.
My parents are divorced.
So are mine.
Why did your parents get divorced?
My father found a new girlfriend.
That's too bad.
My mother was hurt and angry.
She had good reason.
What did she do?
She told him to drop his girlfriend.
What did your father do?
He moved out of our house.
I guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
Yes, but she left him a year later.
My grandma's apartment smells funny.
So does mine.
I think it's an old people's smell.
Really?
Yes.
I think when you get old, you begin to smell.
Like fruit that is too ripe?
Yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
But the smell is different.
Old people don't smell like fruit.
They smell like a thrift shop.
Yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
Yes, an old smell.
The price of stamps goes up and up.
I think stamps used to cost a penny.
That was a long time ago.
It was before I was born.
Now a stamp is 42 cents.
But in May it will be 44 cents.
Have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
No, I haven't.
Neither have I.
They do a good job for the money.
Yes, they do.
Maybe we shouldn't complain.
A button came off my shirt.
What are you going to do?
First, I have to find the button.
Where did you lose it?
I have no idea.
A button is hard to find.
Did you look in your pant cuffs?
That's a good idea.
I found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
Let me look.
No, it's not there.
Many shirts come with an extra button.
You're right.
This one does have an extra button.
Now all you have to do is sew it on.
I have to go to the bathroom.
You drink too much coffee.
But I love coffee.
Well it's your life.
You eat too much chocolate.
I don't think so.
Have you looked in the mirror?
Do you think I'm getting fat?
I didn't say that.
What did you say?
I said I have to go to the bathroom.
That's what I thought you said.
Did you do the laundry?
Yes, I did.
What did you wash?
I washed the sheets and towels.
What about the pillowcases?
I took them off the pillows and washed them.
Did you dry everything in the dryer?
I dried everything in the dryer.
Then what did you do?
I folded all the towels.
Did you put the sheets on the beds?
and I put the pillowcases on the pillows.
Do you listen to the radio?
I listen day and night.
What do you listen to?
Mostly talk radio.
What's that?
People talk about current events.
What do they say?
They say they want change.
What kind of change?
They want tax cuts.
Why do they want tax cuts?
Because tax cuts will save them money.
I'm hungry.
Look in the fridge.
I'm looking.
There's nothing to eat.
Are you sure?
It's almost empty.
I went to the market yesterday.
I don't see anything.
I bought lots of oranges and apples.
I don't want fruit.
I want something tasty.
Eat the fruit.
It's good for you.
Next time you go to the market, let me go with you.
No, thank you.
All you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars.
What is there to eat?
I don't know.
Look in the fridge.
I think I'll make a sandwich.
What kind?
A ham sandwich.
The bread is in the cabinet.
Where's the mustard?
It's in the fridge, I think.
Oh, yes, here it is.
Do you want a sandwich?
That sounds nice.
How about some potato chips?
Yes.
And a pickle, if we have any.
It's time for your bath, young lady.
I'm not dirty.
You need a bath every day.
Why?
Because you don't want to smell bad.
I don't smell bad.
That's what you think.
If I smelled bad, I could smell me.
I can smell you.
I can smell you, too.
That's my perfume.
When can I wear perfume?
Something's wrong with my computer.
Exactly what?
All I get is a black screen.
What's the matter?
I think I know, because this happened before.
What happened before?
My hard drive crashed.
Oh no.
That's bad news.
It sure is, but I'm going to call them first, just to make sure.
Will you lose all your files?
I always back up my files.
You're smart.
I called HP about my computer.
What did they say?
They said I need a new hard drive.
That's too bad.
How much is a new one?
It's not too much, only about $85.
Plus installation?
My hard drive is easy to remove and replace.
Really?
It's just a couple of screws.
That's nice.