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<meta charset="UTF-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/news_style.css">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Back Breaking News!</title>
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<h1>Novice Programmers have no idea how to program!</h1>
<img src="img/programming1.jpeg" alt="sad man">
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<li>Honorary list of Authors:</li>
<li>Gordon Ramsey</li>
<li>Superman</li>
<li>Justin Bieber</li>
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<h2>A horrific case of non-knowledge!</h2>
<p>Novice programmers to struggle putting together as much as a sinlge line of code as in a horrific case of "not knowing how to do something", they don't know what to do!<br><br><i>"It's a modern travesty!"</i> A man dressed in a batman costume told us. <i>"I've seen 15 year olds with more cognitive prowess, in my comic books. They have absolutely no knowledge of how to program, as if they never even heard of the topic."</i> He declared, sadly he left upon being asked the question who he was referring to. With this undeniable information our top researchers concluded that novice programmers who haven't been taught anything don't know anything!<br><br></p>
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<img id="small" src="img/programming2.jpeg" alt="more sad man">
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<p>look at that novice programmer, he is fighting for his life!</p>
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<p>As clearly visible in his expression, he has lost all hope in his programming skills for being such a novice and NOT because his laptop crashed, because that surely didn't happen to get this specific picture.</p>
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