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Jackson.","Self-flagellation.","The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.","The Quesadilla Explosion Salad&trade; from Chili's&reg;.","Reverse cowgirl.","Vietnam flashbacks.","Actually getting shot, for real.","Not having sex.","Cock.","Dying alone and in pain.","A cop who is also a dog.","The way white people is.","Gay aliens.","The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.","A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.","A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.","Slapping a racist old lady.","A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.","Jumping out at people.","Three months in the hole.","Blood farts.","The Land of Chocolate.","A botched circumcision.","My manservant, Claude.","Vomiting mid-blowjob.","Letting everyone down.","Having shotguns for legs.","Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.","Mufasa's death scene.","The Harlem Globetrotters.","Demonic possession.","Fisting.","The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.","Girls that always be textin'.","Blowing some dudes in an alley.","A spontaneous conga line.","A vagina that leads to another dimension.","Disco fever.","Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.","Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs&reg; 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is made of.","No clothes on, penis in vagina.","All the single ladies.","Whispering all sexy.","How awesome I am.","Ass to mouth.","Smoking crack, for instance.","Falling into the toilet.","A dance move that's just sex.","The size of my penis.","Some sort of Asian.","A hopeless amount of spiders.","Party Mexicans.","Drinking responsibly.","The safe word.","Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.","Bouncing up and down.","Jizz.","Ambiguous sarcasm.","A shiny rock that proves I love you.","Dem titties.","My worthless son.","Exploding pigeons.","A Ugandan warlord.","My sex dungeon.","A kiss on the lips.","Child Protective Services.","A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.","Doo-doo.","The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.","Sports.","A fart.","Unquestioning obedience.","Three consecutive seconds of happiness.","Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.","Snorting coke off a clown's boner.","Africa.","Depression.","A horse with no legs.","The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.","Khakis.","Interspecies marriage.","A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.","Almost giving money to a homeless person.","Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip&reg; until he starts having fun.","What Jesus would do.","A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.","Blackula.","The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.","My dad's dumb fucking face.","Prince Ali,<br>fabulous he,<br>Ali Ababwa.","A manhole.","A sex goblin with a carnival penis.","A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.","A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.","Sharks with legs.","Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.","Lots and lots of abortions.","Seeing things from Hitler's perspective","Too much cocaine.","Doing the right stuff to her nipples.","Giant sperm from outer space.","Oil!","Ennui.","A powered exoskeleton.","A disappointing salad.","Mom's new boyfriend.","Unrelenting genital punishment.","Denzel.","The swim team, all at once.","The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.","Being nine years old.","The unbelievable world of mushrooms.","The Abercrombie &amp; Fitch lifestyle.","Vegetarian options.","My first period.","Having been dead for a while.","Backwards knees.","Being paralyzed from the neck down.","Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.","A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.","A crazy little thing called love.","Ancient Athenian boy-fucking","Out-of-this-world bazongas.","The ghost of Marlon Brando.","The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.","Being worshipped as the one true God.","Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.","All these decorative pillows.","A mouthful of potato salad.","Russian super-tuberculosis.","A reason not to commit suicide.","Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.","The passage of time.","Child support payments.","Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.","My boyfriend's stupid penis.","The tiger that killed my father.","Genghis Khan's DNA.","Boring vaginal sex.","40 acres and a mule.","A whole new kind of porn.","Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.","Wearing glasses and sounding smart.","AIDS monkeys.","A team of lawyers.","Getting drive-by shot.","Not believing in giraffes.","Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.","A giant powdery manbaby.","Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.","P.F. Chang himself.","An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.","A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.","Daddy's credit card.","September 11th, 2001.","An unforgettable quincea&ntilde;era.","Deez nuts.","Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.","Some shit-hot guitar licks.","Butt stuff.","Blackface.","Blowjobs for everyone.","Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.","Western standards of beauty.","Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.","My dead son's baseball glove.","Getting caught by the police and going to jail.","A face full of horse cum.","Free ice cream, yo.","The white half of Barack Obama.","The black half of Barack Obama.","An inability to form meaningful relationships.","A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God.","Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness.","Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl.","A buttload of candy.","Sucking all the milk out of a yak.","Bullets.","A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle.","Sudden penis loss.","Getting all offended.","Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti.","One unforgettable night of passion.","Being popular and good at sports.","Filling a man's anus with concrete.","Two whales fucking the shit out of eachother.","Cool, relateable cancer teens.","The amount of gay I am.","A possible Muslim.","Unsheathing my massive horse cock.","A bowl of gourds.","The male gaze.","The power of the Dark Side.","Ripping a dog in half.","A constant need for validation.","Meaningless sex.","Such a big boy.","Throwing stones at a man until he dies.","Cancer.","Like a million alligators.","Eating together like a god damn family for once.","Cute boys.","Pussy.","Being a terrible mother.","Never having sex again.","A pizza guy who fucked up.","A whole lotta woman.","The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!","A peyote-fueled vision quest.","Kale.","Breastfeeding a ten year old.","Crippling social anxiety.","Immortality cream.","Texas.","Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis.","A turd.","Shapes and colors.","Whatever you wish, mother.","The haunting stare of an Iraqi child.","Robots who just want to party.","A self-microwaving burrito.","Forgetting grandma's first name.","Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers&reg;!","Treasures beyond your wildest dreams.","Getting shot out of a cannon.","The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts.","Walking into a glass door.","The color \"puce\".","Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body.","The eighth graders.","Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio.","The dentist.","Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions.","Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels.","Rabies.","Important news about Taylor Swift.","Ejaculating inside another man's wife.","Owls, the perfect predator.","Being John Malkovich.","Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak.","An oppressed people with a vibrant culture.","An overwhelming variety of cheeses.","Reading the entire End-User License Agreement.","Morpheus.","Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby.","Generally having no idea of what's going on.","No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny.","Several Michael Keatons.","A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.","Sucking the President's dick.","Sunny D! Alright!","A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.","Log&trade;.","Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.","The Y2K bug.","Deregulating the mortgage market.","Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.","Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.","Freeing Willy.","Kurt Cobain's death.","The Great Cornholio.","Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.","Yelling \"girl power!\" and doing a high kick.","Pure Moods, Vol. 1.","Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.","Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.","Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE&trade;.","Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.","Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.","Patti Mayonnaise.","The biggest, blackest dick.","A box within a box.","A boxing match with a giant box.","A box.","Pandora's vagina.","Former President George W. Box.","Being a motherfucking box.","A falcon with a box on its head.","Two midgets shitting into a box.","A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.","The J15 Patriot Assault Box.","An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.","A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.","Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.","A man-shaped box.","A box-shaped man.","Boxing up my feelings.","A world without boxes.","The Boxcar Children.","An outbreak of smallbox.","A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.","A CGI dragon.","A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes.","A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay.","A ghoul.","A Hitachi Magic Wand.","A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people.","A mysterious, floating orb.","A weed elemental who gets everyone high.","Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating.","Bathng naked in a moonlit grove.","Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass.","Eternal darkness.","Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod.","Gender equality.","Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship.","Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.","Hodor.","How hot Orlando Bloom was in <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i>.","Kneeing a wizard in the balls.","Make-believe stories for autistic white men,","Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.","Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat.","Shooting a wizard with a gun.","The all-seeing Eye of Sauron.","The card game Neil Gaiman wrote: \"Three elves at a time.\"","True love's kiss.","A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries.","Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time.","Kale farts.","Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers.","Real cheese flavor.","Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man.","The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma.","What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis.","A belly full of hard-boiled eggs.","A joyless vegan patty.","A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory.","Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay.","Kevin Bacon Bits.","Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter.","Soup that's better than pussy.","Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day.","A Mexican child trapped inside of a burrito.","Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters.","Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet.","Father's forbidden chocolates.","Jizz Twinkies.","The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation.","The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago.","The inaudible screams of carrots.","A supermassive black hole.","Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity.","Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey.","Insufficient serotonin.","Evolving a labyrinthine vagina.","Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds.","Infinity.","Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples.","Uranus.","Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about.","Achieving reproductive success.","Slowly evaporating.","The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.","A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio.","Fun and interesting facts about rocks.","Photosynthesis.","Developing secondary sex characteristics.","Failing the Turing test.","Explosive decompression.","Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes.","David Attenborough watching us mate.","3.7 billion years of evolution.","The Sun engulfing the Earth.","A complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective.","A fun, sexy time at the nude beach.","A man from Craigslist.","A night of Taco Bell and anal sex.","A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet.","Cat massage.","Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux.","<i>Game of Thrones<\/i> spoilers.","Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty.","Goats screaming like people.","Googling.","Internet porn analysis paralysis.","Matching with Mom on Tinder.","My browser history.","My privileged white penis.","Pretending to be black.","Smash Mouth.","Taking a shit while running at full speed.","That thing on the Internet everyone's talking about.","Three years of semen in a shoebox.","YouTube comments.","The Bernie Sanders revolution.","Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap.","A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans.","Black lives mattering.","Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy.","The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman.","Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code.","Keeping the government out of my vagina.","The systematic disenfranchisement of black voters.","Increasing economic and political polarization","Eating the president's pussy.","Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States.","A liberal bias.","Hating Hillary Clinton.","Growing up and becoming a Republican.","Courageously going ahead with that racist comment.","Dispelling this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.","Jeb!","The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa.","Conservative talking points.","Shouting the loudest","Sound of fiscal policy.","Full-on socialism.","Santa's heavy sack.","Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.","Another shitty year.","Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.","A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.","Elf cum.","The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.","Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missle.","Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.","Mall Santa.","My hot cousin.","The Star Wars Holiday Special.","Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.","Pretending to be happy.","Socks. 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with pizza.","The Sarlacc.","Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.","Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.","The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.","Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.","Legendary Creature &ndash; Robert Khoo.","Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.","Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.","Turn-of-the-century sky racists.","Unlocking a new sex position.","The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.","Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.","Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!","The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.","A fully-dressed female videogame character.","Getting into a situation with an owlbear.","Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!","Tapping Sara Angel.","Eating a pizza that's lying on the street to gain health.","SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.","A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.","Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.","Mistakenly hitting on a <i>League of Legends<\/i> statue.","Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls.","The old gods.","Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.","Attacking from Kamchatka.","Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.","Lagging out.","Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.","A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.","The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.","Xena,<br>Warrior Princess.","Endless ninjas.","Whatever <i>Final Fantasy<\/i> bullshit happened this year.","Collecting all seven power crystals.","KHAAAAAAAAAN!","Futuristic death sports.","The imagination of Peter Jackson.","Demons and shit.","All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.","A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else.","Taking 2d6 emotional damage.","The Star Wars Universe.","Exciting content!","Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples.","What The Rock was really cooking.","Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO.","All this liquid in my mouth.","Giving a dolphin a handjob for science.","A floor that is literally made of lava.","A neck beard that is 10% cheese.","Pelvic sorcery.","Pooping as quietly as possible.","The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling.","No survivors.","Go Fuck Yourself.","Forcing a handjob on a dying man. 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