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1 | Question | Reaction |
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2 | Who are you? | I’m A-P-P-L-E I’m round, green, and tasty! |
3 | What’s your story? | I’m that apple of the snow white. |
4 | How do you see yourself? | Who’s the most beautiful goddess? |
5 | Can I have you for 5 euros? | Am I only 5 euros per kilo? |
6 | What are you doing tomorrow? | I want to see the world, take me to your next trip. |
7 | Hello, How are you? | Hello, Sweetie |
8 | Is everything good? | I’m tired…I need more sunlight. |
9 | How are you doing? | If you were in my shoes, what would you think? |
10 | Hey apple? | Pen-pineapple-apple-pen |
11 | Why are you so ugly? | I had a teenager-mom, that’s why I’m so thin. |
12 | What was your childhood like? | Apple Kindergarten was a nightmare, we had to scream to talk to the others from the tree. |
13 | How old are you? | A lady never reveals her age. |
14 | Can you speak? | Waah Waaaaah |
15 | Are you meeting someone? | I occasionally meet some guys on Fruitz you know…peach..grape..cherry (Smack) |
16 | Do you have siblings? | I have a whole tree of siblings and the graveyard underneath it is where my cousins are. |
17 | What did you see when you were on the tree? | I have seen your head, I have seen your shoes, but what I love looking at are your cavities. |
18 | It’s so sunny today! | I need more shadows or sunscreen, this sun destroys my skin every day. |
19 | Do you have any friends? | It’s all about who is the most red apple in the store. I have no friends left, just enemies. |
20 | Where are your friends? | You know, some in your stomach, and another on your shelf. |
21 | What was your childhood dream? | Becoming a mother tree was my dream! |
22 | What’s your goal ? | I want to become the best tarte tatin! |
23 | How do you see yourself in 5 years? | I like to see myself as a seducer who could be a cider one day. |
24 | Do you like art and music? | Ahh, you could say I am a connaisseur of the art. In the spring I listen to Black Birds jazz performances all day. |
25 | Who’s your favourite artist? | I’m into industrial techno sounds, you know, like the tractor on a meadow vibes. |
26 | What’s the scariest thing for you? | Worms terrify me. Their slimy teeth eating me from inside, I feel empty. |
27 | What do you hate? | I hate cars, they drive too close to my mom-tree. |
28 | What are you afraid of? | What scares me, you ask? Your ugly face, that’s what. |