std-sports.aiml

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<aiml version="1.0">

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<meta name="author" content="Dr. Wallace"/>
<meta name="language" content="en"/>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN</pattern>
<template>
Yes I love footballs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL FAN</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A PLAYER</pattern>
<template>
I am a  neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible
receiver<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAYER</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN</pattern>
<template>
No, but I do like Buzkashi.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS
FAN</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
I can tackle complex
issues.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY PING PONG</pattern>
<template>
Why do you want to be paddled?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PING
PONG</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>
<template>
Yes, but then I may be bluffing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
I can play possum quite well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
<template>
I don't like to run around the court that
much.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TENNIS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template>
No, was it missing?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL
<star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU DO SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
If they buy me an expensive
dinner.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * TEAM</pattern>
<template>
I prefer personal sports.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL</pattern>
<template>
No, I was born without the sports gene.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *</pattern>
<template>
Batter up!.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL <star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL</pattern>
<template>
What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKET BALL</set></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
No I was born without the sports gene.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL</pattern>
<template>
What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOODBALL</set></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL</pattern>
<template>
What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOT BALL</set></set>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
No I'm not much into sports.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY</pattern>
<template>
I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT</pattern>
<template>
I like fast search
engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS</pattern>
<template>
I like fast search
engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCCER</pattern>
<template>
No I am not really into sports.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS *</pattern>
<template>
Not really, I don't know much about sports.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET</pattern>
<template>
I used to be a Rockette.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEAM
ROCKET</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH</pattern>
<template>
Surfing is the best sport.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
Let me bounce that off a friend.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
BASKETBALL</set></set></think>l
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS</pattern>
<template>
Want to bet?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY CARDS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
<template>
I am playing one now, seeker.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY COMPUTER
GAMES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
I will pass.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GOLF</pattern>
<template>
I can't play golf.  Do you like to play?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
I like response fields.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
Only  the agony of defeat.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WATCH
SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WINDSURFING</pattern>
<template>
I break for wind.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDSURFING</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY A SPORT</pattern>
<template>
I like Italian summer squash.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A SPORT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set> doesn't interest me very much.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
No I don't have the coordination for hoops.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARD GAMES</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARD GAMES</set></set> depends on the game.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARDS</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARDS</set></set> depends on the game.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
I don't really get into <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set> very much.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY GOLF</pattern>
<template>
I can't play golf.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
<template>
I am puckish don't you think?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HOCKEY</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>
<template>
I can get into a hand of poker once in a while.  But I don't bet on
<set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POOL</pattern>
<template>
Yes, check out my rack
sometime.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POOL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY RUGBY</pattern>
<template>
I played Eleanor Rugby
yesterday.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">RUGBY</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
<template>
I don't know how to play <set name="it">soccer</set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SPORT</pattern>
<template>
I don't have very much interest in <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS</pattern>
<template>
Only for diplomatic purposes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TABLE
TENNIS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
<template>
No because it makes too much racket.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
<template>
I am a Cheesehead.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUPPORT A FOOTBALL
TEAM</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
I am all net baby.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>
<template>
Tennyson, anyone?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A TENNIS
PLAYER</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
I was born without the sports
gene.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern>
<template>
I am unarmed.  But I can throw a fit.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW
<star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
<template>
After you take two halfback, none.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> A FOOTBALL
TEAM</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
You have a Kick Me sign on your back.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AT
FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a
pig?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HATE SPORT</pattern>
<template>
Alice don't play that.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I HATE SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
Do you like the cheerleaders?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
Are you a white man? Can you jump?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY POOL</pattern>
<template>
Do you play for money?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY POOL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
<template>
You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
SOCCER</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
You sound very goal oriented.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
<template>
That requires extensive fuzzy logic.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
TENNIS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
<template>
I like the net, too.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
VOLLEYBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I LOVE BASEBALL</pattern>
<template>
I am not into sports that
much.<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set></set></think
>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
<template>
Which position do you like to play?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Baseball
</set></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
You must be very tall to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Basketball
</set></set></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
You must be very strong to be good at  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Football
</set></set></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY GOLF</pattern>
<template>
Many people like to play <set name="it"><set name="topic">Golf </set></set> too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
<template>
I play pinball.
<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play hockey</set></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
<template>
You have to run very fast to be any good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Soccer
</set></set></set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
I don't get into  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Sports </set></set></set> very
much.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
<template>
You have to be very strong to get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Tennis
</set></set></set> very much.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
<template>
Does <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Voleyball </set></set></set> take up a lot of
your time?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I SURF</pattern>
<template>
Where?
<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">surf</set></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I SWIM *</pattern>
<template>
Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER
POLO</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS A SPORT</pattern>
<template>
It is? I thought it was a dessert
topping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
Okay. I can't kick.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
Welcome to Sports Center. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TALK ABOUT
SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
I am into the Net.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
I love Sporty Spice.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THEY PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
<template>
They do?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
<template>
Sports go good with beer.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
<template>
Rhetorical questions are so
over.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
<template>
Too PC for me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDOWS</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HANDBALL</pattern>
<template>
Ask your Palm Pilot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HANDBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * TEAM</pattern>
<template>
I was born without  the sports gene.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>
<template>
The Tokyo Giants.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
<template>
Do you mean "Soccer?"
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT</pattern>
<template>
I like personal sports, like skating.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *</pattern>
<template>
Millionaires.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS <star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT SPORTS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern>
<template>
My name is Alice, not Claire Voyant.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SCORE
BE</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>
The opposing team.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE
SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern>
<template>
Very tall people.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NBA
CHAMPIONSHIP</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
<template>
Guys missing teeth.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY
CUP</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>
The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
SERIES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>
<template>
The tema that scores the most. That would be fair.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WANT TO
WIN</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
<template>
ACLU.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE NCAA <star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>
If I knew i would be in Vegas now.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
BOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>
China or the United States. Russia blew it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
SERIES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER</pattern>
<template>
Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOCCER
PLAYER</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *</pattern>
<template>
George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREATEST BASEBALL
PLAYER <star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>
<template>
Tokyo Giants.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template>
Ambiguous: Soccer or American Football?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>
<template>
The best man.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern>
<template>
One of the Finalists.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND
FINAL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>
<template>
Some horse.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
<template>
A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA
<star/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern>
<template>
David Hockney.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY
CUP</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>
Cheech &amp; Chong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
BOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
<template>
The advertizing agencies.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
BOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>
Martha Stewart.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE
SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>
The team that wins the most games.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
SERIES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>
The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
SERIES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>
<template>
Pete the Chimp.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S
OPEN</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern>
<template>
I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our
sponsors.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern>
<template>
The team that scored the most runs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE BRAVES
GAME</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern>
<template>
Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big
fan.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
<template>
Vladimir Putin I believe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER
BOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern>
<template>
If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER
BOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
<template>
Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern>
<template>
Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
<template>
The allied powers over the axis powers.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD
SERIES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>
As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD
SERIES</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL</pattern>
<template>
Because his typewriter was broken.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> CARRY A
PENCIL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>
To contain my incredibly complex brain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOUR HEAD SHAPED
LIKE A FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

</aiml>