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.editorconfig

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+EditorConfig is awesome: http://EditorConfig.org
+
+root = true;
+
+[*]
+trim_trailing_whitespace = true
+insert_final_newline = true
+
+[*.js]
+indent_style = space
+indent_size = 2

.jscsrc

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+// See https://github.com/jscs-dev/node-jscs/tree/master/presets for
+// other options (remember to re-enable esnext)
+{
+  "preset": "google",
+  "maximumLineLength": null,
+  "esnext": true
+}

.jshintrc

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+{
+  "bitwise"       : true,
+  "camelcase"     : true,
+  "eqeqeq"        : true,
+  "forin"         : false,
+  "immed"         : true,
+  "indent"        : 2,
+  "latedef"       : true,
+  "newcap"        : true,
+  "noarg"         : true,
+  "nonbsp"        : true,
+  "nonew"         : true,
+  "plusplus"      : false,
+  "undef"         : true,
+  "unused"        : true,
+  "strict"        : false,
+  "maxparams"     : 4,
+  "maxdepth"      : 2,
+  "maxstatements" : 15,
+  "maxcomplexity" : 10,
+  "maxlen"        : 100,
+
+  "asi"           : false,
+  "boss"          : false,
+  "debug"         : false,
+  "eqnull"        : false,
+  "esnext"        : true,
+  "evil"          : false,
+  "expr"          : false,
+  "funcscope"     : false,
+  "globalstrict"  : false,
+  "iterator"      : false,
+  "lastsemic"     : false,
+  "loopfunc"      : false,
+  "maxerr"        : 50,
+  "notypeof"      : false,
+  "proto"         : false,
+  "scripturl"     : false,
+  "shadow"        : false,
+  "supernew"      : false,
+  "validthis"     : false,
+  "noyield"       : false,
+
+  "browser"       : true,
+  "couch"         : false,
+  "devel"         : false,
+  "dojo"          : false,
+  "jquery"        : false,
+  "mootools"      : false,
+  "node"          : true,
+  "nonstandard"   : false,
+  "prototypejs"   : false,
+  "rhino"         : false,
+  "worker"        : false,
+  "wsh"           : false,
+  "yui"           : false
+}

.npmignore

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+#### joe made this: https://goel.io/joe
+
+#####=== Node ===#####
+
+# Logs
+logs
+*.log
+
+# Runtime data
+pids
+*.pid
+*.seed
+
+# Directory for instrumented libs generated by jscoverage/JSCover
+lib-cov
+
+# Coverage directory used by tools like istanbul
+coverage
+
+# Grunt intermediate storage (http://gruntjs.com/creating-plugins#storing-task-files)
+.grunt
+
+# node-waf configuration
+.lock-wscript
+
+# Compiled binary addons (http://nodejs.org/api/addons.html)
+build/Release
+
+# Dependency directory
+# https://www.npmjs.org/doc/misc/npm-faq.html#should-i-check-my-node_modules-folder-into-git-
+node_modules
+
+# Debug log from npm
+npm-debug.log
+
+#####=== Linux ===#####
+*~
+
+# KDE directory preferences
+.directory
+
+# Linux trash folder which might appear on any partition or disk
+.Trash-*
+
+#####=== OSX ===#####
+.DS_Store
+.AppleDouble
+.LSOverride
+
+# Icon must end with two \r
+Icon
+
+# Thumbnails
+._*
+
+# Files that might appear on external disk
+.Spotlight-V100
+.Trashes
+
+# Directories potentially created on remote AFP share
+.AppleDB
+.AppleDesktop
+Network Trash Folder
+Temporary Items
+.apdisk
+
+#####=== Windows ===#####
+# Windows image file caches
+Thumbs.db
+ehthumbs.db
+
+# Folder config file
+Desktop.ini
+
+# Recycle Bin used on file shares
+$RECYCLE.BIN/
+
+# Windows Installer files
+*.cab
+*.msi
+*.msm
+*.msp
+
+# Windows shortcuts
+*.lnk
+

LICENSE

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+The MIT License (MIT)
+
+Copyright (c) 2016 Ryan Gaus
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.
+

README.md

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+# funnies
+[![Travis build status](http://img.shields.io/travis/1egoman/funnies.svg?style=flat)](https://travis-ci.org/1egoman/funnies)
+[![Code Climate](https://codeclimate.com/github/1egoman/funnies/badges/gpa.svg)](https://codeclimate.com/github/1egoman/funnies)
+[![Test Coverage](https://codeclimate.com/github/1egoman/funnies/badges/coverage.svg)](https://codeclimate.com/github/1egoman/funnies)
+[![Dependency Status](https://david-dm.org/1egoman/funnies.svg)](https://david-dm.org/1egoman/funnies)
+[![devDependency Status](https://david-dm.org/1egoman/funnies/dev-status.svg)](https://david-dm.org/1egoman/funnies#info=devDependencies)
+
+Make user's laugh when your app is loading.

gulpfile.js

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+const gulp = require('gulp');
+const $ = require('gulp-load-plugins')();
+const del = require('del');
+const path = require('path');
+const mkdirp = require('mkdirp');
+const isparta = require('isparta');
+
+const manifest = require('./package.json');
+const config = manifest.nodeBoilerplateOptions;
+const mainFile = manifest.main;
+const destinationFolder = path.dirname(mainFile);
+
+// Remove the built files
+gulp.task('clean', function(cb) {
+  del([destinationFolder], cb);
+});
+
+// Send a notification when JSHint fails,
+// so that you know your changes didn't build
+function jshintNotify(file) {
+  if (!file.jshint) { return; }
+  return file.jshint.success ? false : 'JSHint failed';
+}
+
+function jscsNotify(file) {
+  if (!file.jscs) { return; }
+  return file.jscs.success ? false : 'JSCS failed';
+}
+
+function createLintTask(taskName, files) {
+  gulp.task(taskName, function() {
+    return gulp.src(files)
+      .pipe($.plumber())
+      .pipe($.jshint())
+      .pipe($.jshint.reporter('jshint-stylish'))
+      .pipe($.notify(jshintNotify))
+      .pipe($.jscs())
+      .pipe($.notify(jscsNotify))
+      .pipe($.jshint.reporter('fail'));
+  });
+}
+
+// Lint our source code
+createLintTask('lint-src', ['src/**/*.js'])
+
+// Lint our test code
+createLintTask('lint-test', ['test/**/*.js'])
+
+// Build two versions of the library
+gulp.task('build', ['lint-src', 'clean'], function() {
+
+  // Create our output directory
+  mkdirp.sync(destinationFolder);
+  return gulp.src('src/**/*.js')
+    .pipe($.plumber())
+    .pipe($.babel({ blacklist: ['useStrict'] }))
+    .pipe(gulp.dest(destinationFolder));
+});
+
+function test() {
+  return gulp.src(['test/setup/node.js', 'test/unit/**/*.js'], {read: false})
+    .pipe($.plumber())
+    .pipe($.mocha({reporter: 'dot', globals: config.mochaGlobals}));
+}
+
+// Make babel preprocess the scripts the user tries to import from here on.
+require('babel/register');
+
+gulp.task('coverage', function(done) {
+  gulp.src(['src/*.js'])
+    .pipe($.plumber())
+    .pipe($.istanbul({ instrumenter: isparta.Instrumenter }))
+    .pipe($.istanbul.hookRequire())
+    .on('finish', function() {
+      return test()
+      .pipe($.istanbul.writeReports())
+      .on('end', done);
+    });
+});
+
+
+// Lint and run our tests
+gulp.task('test', ['lint-src', 'lint-test'], test);
+
+// Run the headless unit tests as you make changes.
+gulp.task('watch', ['test'], function() {
+  gulp.watch(['src/**/*', 'test/**/*', 'package.json', '**/.jshintrc', '.jscsrc'], ['test']);
+});
+
+// An alias of test
+gulp.task('default', ['test']);

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "funnies",
+  "version": "0.0.1",
+  "description": "Make user's laugh when your app is loading.",
+  "main": "dist/index.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "gulp",
+    "build": "gulp build",
+    "coverage": "gulp coverage",
+    "prepublish": "npm run build"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "https://github.com/1egoman/funnies.git"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "funny",
+    "funnies",
+    "loading message",
+    "loading",
+    "funny loading",
+    "jeopardy",
+    "thinking"
+  ],
+  "author": "Ryan Gaus",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/1egoman/funnies/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/1egoman/funnies",
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "babel": "^5.0.0",
+    "chai": "^2.0.0",
+    "del": "^1.1.1",
+    "gulp": "^3.8.10",
+    "gulp-babel": "^5.0.0",
+    "gulp-istanbul": "^0.6.0",
+    "gulp-jscs": "^1.4.0",
+    "gulp-jshint": "^1.9.0",
+    "gulp-load-plugins": "^0.8.0",
+    "gulp-mocha": "^2.0.0",
+    "gulp-notify": "^2.1.0",
+    "gulp-plumber": "^0.6.6",
+    "isparta": "^2.0.0",
+    "jshint-stylish": "^1.0.0",
+    "mkdirp": "^0.5.0",
+    "mocha": "^2.1.0",
+    "sinon": "^1.12.2",
+    "sinon-chai": "^2.7.0"
+  },
+  "nodeBoilerplateOptions": {
+    "mochaGlobals": [
+      "stub",
+      "spy",
+      "expect"
+    ]
+  },
+  "dependencies": {
+    "babel-preset-es2015": "^6.9.0",
+    "lodash": "^4.13.1"
+  }
+}

src/index.js

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+import _ from 'lodash';
+import defaultMessages from './funnies';
+
+export default class Funnies {
+  constructor(messages=[]) {
+    this.messages = defaultMessages.concat(messages);
+
+    // convert messages into a map of message to how many times it has been
+    // used.
+    this.record = {};
+    this.messages.forEach(message => {
+      this.record[message] = 0;
+    });
+  }
+
+  // pick the smallest of the freqencies for a message to get a more random
+  // distribution
+  message() {
+    let smallestMessage = this.messages.reduce((smallest, message) => {
+      if (this.record[smallest] > this.record[message]) {
+        return message;
+      } else if (this.record[smallest] === this.record[message]) {
+        return _.sample([smallest, message]);
+      } else {
+        return smallest;
+      }
+    });
+
+    // update the recrd to show that this message was picked
+    this.record[smallestMessage] += 1;
+    return smallestMessage;
+  }
+
+  messageHTML() {
+    let message = this.message();
+    let html = `<div class="loading">
+      <img src="spinner.gif" />
+      <span class="loading-funny">${message}</span>
+    </div>`.replace(/(\r?\n|^ +)/gm, '');
+    return {message, html};
+  }
+}